Episode Seven: War/Part 1

War/Part 1 Is A Special 4 Part Episode. It Is Paired Up With Part 2, 3 And 4.

Previously On Ninjago....

Kai: I HATE NYA!

Nya: KAI!! JAY!!

Max: Shouting Won't Help.

Misako: Morro!

Overlord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--Meanwhile In The Land Of The Oni...---

Kai: I now serve EMPEROR Gurkinn on his quests.....TO RULE THE 17 REALMS!

Jay: 17? Learn some history, hothead!

(Kai loses his temper)

Kai: Say that one more time and I will obliterate you!

Kai: FIRE!

Jay: Lightning!

Kai and Jay: HAH!

Max: Let's go, I can see something in the distance. If it's where they are, luck is on our side.

Zane: AHH!

(Zane gets infected with a computer virus)

Cole: Zane? ZANE? ZANE! AHH! (gets hit)

Nya and Lloyd: Ninjago!

(They forcefully attack Zane who is currently shut down)

The Three Chosen Ones: STOP!

Lloyd and Max: Huh?

Kandaar: You are violating the law, trespassers. PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR YOU RATS WILL TAKE YOUR LAST INHALES AND EXHALES!

Nya: Yeah, WHERE IS MY...!

Headless Goatman: Silence... We are refugees fighting for our puny lives, we are the only refugees in our clan to survive the pest that is known as Gurkinn.

Cole and Zane: Tell us who this 'Gurkinn' is.

Dragon's Sin: He was an enthusiastic man who was part of our clan. We trusted him with slaying monsters so we could live in peace. He once went out and encountered explorers from your time. He was hit and needed your technology. We teamed with the Overlord millions of years ago to find one person to save our friend. Your tech didn't help and he went haywire. He was never heard of... until now.

Kandaar: Now he's a powerhungry mutant, eating what's left of nuts and oil.

Cole: We must destroy the Overlord and Gurkinn in order to return.

Zane: I have technology to contact P.I.X.A.L. P.I.X.A.L?

Morro: It's Morro, we're fighting at the moment so I'll hang up. (loses contact)

Lloyd: It's time!

Max: Ninja! Go!